Chapter Four of The Land of Man-Eating Pixie's running blog serial, The Never Ending War, is entitled "Coffee's Visit to the Merc Guild". In this chapter, the Queen Coffee visits the home of the Mercenary Guild, as well as her 'favorite' ex-tutor, Lectin (also known as "Lectin-Sensei"). She is snobby, demanding, and utterly unbearable.
Lectin Gaezat, the leader of the Mercenary Guild, is introduced, as is his right-hand man, Jon. Coffee makes an appearance.